SCENE: INT. BEDROOM. EVENING. HEROINE IS TALKING TO HERSELF.
Let's do this! C'mon!
Are you out of our mind?!
Pretty please?! It's only a hundred pages! It's nothing like 50,000 words!
(dramatically touching back of hand to forehead and sighing tragically)
But I'm so bored!
(rolling eyes and snorting in disgust)
I let you take Art Appreciation. Stop whining. You can write a screenplay when the semester is over.
But I want to do something creative now. Now!
SHUT UP! I'M TRYING TO RUN A LIMBIC SYSTEM HERE! DO YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS IF I LOSE MY CONCENTRATION!?! DON'T MAKE ME SHUT DOWN THE FLOW OF BLOOD TO YOU TWO!
(stunned silence fills the hemispheres. )
Anatomy homework, then?
Ok. Can we do the coloring book?